Banter between SickBitchCrips (SBC) and guest, Victim A
SBC: Look at that pile of shit, what d’ya think?
VA: Spurious nonsense, in my opinion.
SBC: Just gonna check what that means…
Yeah, it’s fake, innit?
VA: I wouldn’t trust that dodgy bastard as far as I can spit.
SBC: She’s a cunt. I wanna gag her.
VA: Don’t you think the money will go on fags and special brew?
SBC: It’ll go on coke and cock.
VA: Sweet and salty, nice combination. Don’t mind if I do. You?
SBC: I fancy KFC, don’t you?
VA: Not too keen on bird. Will give it a try though. If you like.
SBC: KatherineFuckCunt salivates loads.
VA: Sounds like a case of salmonella in the making.
SBC: Pink blancmange is softer.
VA: Easier to swallow?
SBC: Once swallowing, a little bit of suction may be required.
VA: I’ll remember that. It’ll stay with me.
SBC: It might stay on you, so make sure you have some tissues to hand.
VA: Always got one in my back pocket. Handy Andy WipeMeUps.
SBC: I prefer baby wipes, fragrance free, they don’t sting.
VA: Bit moist for my liking. If they’re fragrance free, does that mean they don’t stink?
SBC: Yeah. You’re my shining star?
VA: Nobody looks at me, so no, probably not.
SBC: I look up to you all the time.
VA: It’s hard not to. I’m lofty.
SBC: I’m wheelchair bound.
VA: Oh shit, I hadn’t noticed, how brave of you.
SBC: I’m withering away.
VA: How much withering have you left to do?
VA: Oh I look forward to the end.
SBC: Are you a necrophiliac?
VA: I’m always going to the doctors.
SBC: Kyphoscoliosis is a turn on for people like you.
VA: You never know which way it’s gonna go.
SBC: It’ll be a rollercoaster ride.