
90 people on a bus and thelittleone said
90 people on the bus
And only one of usSeems fair to me
Lets take them onOne by one
by one by one85 and counting
This old lady
Next to me
She’ll limp
She’s lame
She’s 9384 and counting
Aye young fellah
give up your seat
you don’t need it
to get up this street83 and counting
Hear young mother
Fold up your chair
That’s Doug Pauley
Do take care
And take your three kids with ya78 and counting
10 schoolies on the back seat
All of them are shouting68 and counting
This is rediculous
27 people standing
Black and white
And so much understanding41 and counting
The bus driver
does he count
No he don’tSo that’s still 41 and counting
There’s loads upstairs
All unawares
Of all these sums amounting
I can’t see em all I do confess
So this is at best a guessOnly 5 left
Only 5 i’m countingTo my left a friend
Who does protest
She’d prefer to have a window seat
She’ll raise her voice
Its like a bleatSo that’s 4
And one’s a sheep
So that’s only 3 i’m countingThere’s the two ahead
Sat together
With no word saidSo that’s only 1 I’m counting
1? where is this 1?
He’s that daft bloke
Doing all the counting