sean burn is a tyneside-european playwright & gobscure is associate company ov greyscale theatre
He sent this piece in to DAO exonerating us to please perform / improv(e) these widely as possible, add to, argue over, love & rage!
p.s. exit (from brexit) aint anglo-saxon but latin
make my day punk (wouldnt yu love the following on we-tube?)
nigel farage seeking audience at buckingham palace gates
farage: (to prince phillip) yu come over here, steal our women, claim our benefits – three hundred & thirty four million pounds & rising. & yu take not one but five council houses – bucks palace, sandringham, balmoral, windsor & the palace ov holyroodhouse
prince phillip produces a shotgun
prince phillip: make my day punk
blackout as shotgun discharges
post office counter, top end northumberland street, newcastle-upon-tyne
crying-woman: (buying) at last! such a glorious glorious thing has happened. i’ve been crying all morning. literally. finally we’ve taken back our country!
hijab-lass: (serving) what things are we taking back?
crying-woman oh not yu, us
hijab-lass: what are – yu – taking back?
crying-woman: our country ov-course!
hijab-lass: yu wake up – three – four – five – year down the line, open curtains. take look – tell me what yu see
crying-woman well, um, er, er, um-er, ofcourse um-er
hijab-lass: bent bananas in yr supermarkets for the first since 1973?
hijab-lass: yr own currency?
hijab-lass: pity yu’ll have to send royal family back – greece & germany, boris back to turkey, farages wife germany & norman tebbit & family back to – where was it again? economic migrants yeah?
crying-woman exits weeping
our landbridge back pretty-please, can we?
shirkers, low-achievers, scroungers, one to a line in sunderland library / art gallery
– everyone clear what we’re voting?
– bringing scottish border south
– alls southern lothian now!
– northumbria, tyne & wear, co durham, teesside
– eu to fund massive job programme rebuilding once-upon-a-land-bridge back from continent to us
– this time landing it further north
– home to sunderland
– full enviro-audit will ovcourse take place
– a show ov hands then, a show ov hands
– oh no, we’ve hand-held devices for voting, where have yu been?